Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22

Strange Doings in Iowa

We here at ASD like to pander to our audience. This means hitting on subjects that our four readers find interesting. Sometimes we have to go out of our way to mention topics but other times, an Athletic Director of Beck's alma mater gets pulled over for drunk driving with a young women who is not her wife and is clutching a pair of her panties in his hand.

Well, we have another set of occurrences that have happened in the home state of Walter Peck of the EPA, 3rd district. Iowa has been at the center of some sports-related, biological, and apocalyptic events. Let's recount, SHALL WE?

First we have good news for our friend Walter and bad news for every human left on this planet. Yes, he has officially spawned and produced viable offspring. I imagine it was like the power grid was shut down(please, pleeeeease). In true Walter Peck fashion this is how he announced the birth:

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was [name redacted to protect him from secret papal assassination squads], and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
So along with the probable End of Days we have a Cedar Rapids man who had a worm in his eye eating his retina. I feel bad for this guy, mainly because this was the attitude of his doctor:
Dr. Folk said, “When you hit it with the laser, it got very upset. As upset as a worm can get, I suppose…The thing was just thrashing around violently. It would be like one of those titan movies or something.”
Release the flesh-eating eye worms! Zeus may have put Perseus in his place if he used that instead of the giant sea monster(/dick joke).

Hmmm, let's see what else, oh yeah ESPN decided for reasons slightly unclear to me went on a Big Ten tour with their show Sports Nation. I don't watch the show except for a snippet here and there. I'd watch a lot more if it was just Michelle Beadle and she was not accompanied by Captain Douchebucket. So they stopped by the University of Iowa and did some cheerleading.



As Sparky Polastry once put it, "Male cheerleaders, enough said."

Speaking of the Hawkeyes, they disposed of Walter's beloved Iowa State Cyclones 35-7 but ISU actually managed an offensive touchdown this year. Last week they fell to Arizona in a crazy game that saw the Wildcats jumped ahead, then Iowa claw back, then get sacked 3 times in a row to close it out. They'll bounce back though, even traffic-ignoring pick-ups can't stop these guys.

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Wednesday, June 9

ESPN's World Cup Murals



ESPN commissioned Wieden + Kennedy (they previously did the Nike Write the Future and the Arnold Palmer Sportscenter ads) to do a series of World Cup posters, one for each country participating. At first, I simply enjoyed the prints for their aesthetics, but apparently the Serbian poster has caused quite an uproar. Other than the US poster - naturally - I'd go with Ivory Coast's as my favorite (over England, by a tusk). View the complete collection here on Facebook. AdFreak has more on the project and the inspiration.

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Friday, April 17

In Defense of Stephen A. Smith

TBL reported yesterday that Stephen A. Smith's contract will be up shortly at ESPN. Today, Stephen A.'s official website confirms that he will no longer be at ESPN after May 1st. Smith has become yesterday's news, but at his peak he was one of the most visible and lampooned media members on the internet. His 'in your face' style and the annual heckling at the NBA draft made him an easy target for everyone, including ESPN's own Scott Van Pelt.

Many people may celebrate the departure of Smith from the WWL, but much of cheering is a result of his overexposure in such a short period of time. When he made the transition from "just another writer" to his over the top antics, he was primarily covering the NBA. To this day, listening to Smith discuss the L remains enjoyable, because you can hear the passion in his voice. With other sports, it was always a tad forced and not backed up by years of rabid following. Had he remained solely an NBA analyst, Smith could have excelled at the Leader. Whatever the reason, ESPN's decision to make him their first all medium all-star was a mistake. Never fully appreciated for what he was saying because of how he was saying it, here's to wishing Stephen A. good luck on his next venture, hopefully it will be NBA-centric, because few people in today's mainstream media have the same passion and knowledge as Mr. Smith.

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Friday, April 3

The Evolution of the Press in Sports


In the most bountiful age of information, the citizen sports fans of this country face an unprecedented age of censorship in the media. With the death of newspapers across the country, the primary media outlets are run by mega-corporations that are billion dollar “stock holders” in the very leagues they are expected to report on. Freedom of the press was intended to protect the people even at the cost of dragging the government through the mud, but in today's society that has flipped to protecting the power brokers at the expense of the individuals. The forefathers did not place restrictions on the press, because finding the line between use and abuse was too difficult, but now the media imposes that very line on itself. For this discussion, sports cannot be just considered an escapist activity, but rather a business no different than any other on Wall Street. Sports reporting may not be as important as government oversight, but it is not difficult to see the same sin of commission that Jon Stewart recently accused CNBC of having in regards to the market collapse, in the coverage of all the major sports leagues.

In today's landscape of sports media, the only outlet with the means and the mettle to go after stories of consequence is Yahoo!. Having a company whose name ends in an exclamation point, being the only investigative entity and more importantly having only one such entity, cannot be a positive. Outside the Lines, a show that should be the 60 Minutes of ESPN, has been reduced to virtual irrelevance because of the stories they cover, the time slot, and the lack of cross-promotion (a first for ESPN). They cover controversial historic topics, but almost none that could upset any of the power brokers their network depends on for programming, ratings, and advertising dollars. While Yahoo! uncovers cheating at a major college basketball power, the only pseudo-relevant story OTL covers is bus safety of Division One programs. Even when ESPN decides to target a story of consequence it benefits the owners of the various leagues. ESPN's investigative show, E:60 was short-lived (although expected to return) and its primary contribution was the story of baseball players from Latin America lying about their age, again to the advantage of the establishment. The amount of coverage Bills wide receiver, Terrell Owens, warrants weekly far outweighs the networks entire coverage of the hijacking of the Supersonics franchise by Clay Bennett and David Stern (with the notable exception of one writer). ESPN pioneered this type of sports journalism that publicly chastises every misstep by the players and coaches while ignoring the transgressions of the permanent tenants of the establishment. Elgin Baylor's lawsuit accusing Clippers owner Donald Sterling of, “embracing a vision of a Southern plantation-type structure" for his NBA franchise (LAT) garnered little attention from the network other than to acknowledge that it occurred. Similarly, the network eagerly reports on Alex Rodriguez's every move, but turns a blind eye to much of the Yankee organization's fraudulent activities in building their new stadium. Taking a look back at all of the various work stoppages over the last two decades, the Players Association reps have always taken the biggest publicity hits, with the possible exception of Bud Selig, but Donald Fehr's not looked upon with any reverence either and Selig's negative image is more tied to other failings. NBA commissioner David Stern was nearly deified for his dealings with the players in 1999, despite his salary cap facing some serious critics in this new economic climate. By protecting the establishment, these networks have abandoned a basic tenant of their responsibility in the pursuit of the almighty dollar.

Perhaps no story better illustrates this point than the issue of steroids in baseball. Use of anabolic steroids had been a part of the NFL and Olympic landscape for years before The Steroids Era began in baseball, but due to a collective public naivety and the willingness of the sports media to ignore the signs, the public was fooled into believing we were watching some of the greatest baseball players in the history of the game, instead of frauds. Baseball needed to come back following the work stoppage in 1994 and the writers who covered it needed to prove their relevance once again to their employers who were footing the bill for their travels. Following his 50 homerun outburst the previous season, Sports Illustrated did a story about Brady Anderson and his immense upper arms “with veins that look like swollen rivers running across them in every direction.” On the very next page, was a special report on steroids use, but how did they justify a sudden increase in production from a player that did not change his swing, stance or approach? A juiced ball and poor pitching. Anderson has been the focus of suspicion in years following the acknowledgement of the steroids era, but never tested positive and this is not to suggest he did. Yet when his sudden power surge is a mere flip of a magazine page away from a poll of athletes that stated nearly 100% of athletes asked said they would take a performance-enhancing substance if they knew they would not be caught and would win it is hard to comprehend how some of the nation's best sports writers failed to make the leap in logic that players in a league that guaranteed they would not be caught, would be noble enough to forgo that option. A year later, SI would give us the Sportsmen of the Year, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa, under the auspices that they, “treated the nation to a home run race that was as refreshing as a day at the beach.” That summer was magical, but like most magic tricks it was illusion. In 2001, with Barry Bonds chasing Mark McGwire's record, there was more discussion of intentional walks than performance enhancers, despite the unprecedented increase in power by a player towards the end of his career. Perhaps most telling is that Bonds has been featured on SI's cover five times since the steroids scandal broke, but only three times prior. Bonds breaking of McGwire's record did not even warrant a cover and his pursuit only one, after McGwire was featured five times in 1998. Had the homerun chase lost its luster? The nightly cut-ins and must see TV that were Bonds's at-bats that season would argue otherwise, so what reason would they have to ignore such a monumental achievement, unless they thought something was not on the straight and narrow. If that was the case, they chose to ignore it instead of reporting it. With steroid accusations flying around and the 1996 Summer Olympics being referred to jokingly as the "Growth Hormone Games", the media chose to ignore the usage (or possibility of usage) in baseball, because it was in their best interest, even at the expense of the sports integrity and the public's wallet.

Balancing between reporting the news and protecting their investments is undoubtedly difficult. If they are too harsh, they will not be in a position to renew those deals, and if they are too soft they abandon the basic tenant of the press as a whole, to protect the people. ESPN acknowledges it has a fine line to walk, but far too often they're fearful to even tread near the line for fear of upsetting the balance. The power networks are willing to be critical of daily events in leagues, but are unwilling to pursue the larger issues. Unless Roger Goddell or David Stern were to pile up a body count, there is minimal chance of any whistle-blowing on the very networks that profit from their leagues. ESPN allows their website writers and radio hosts to be far more critical of these leagues, but always under the glaring light of internal censorship. A media outlet that censors itself for the protection of the establishment at the expense of the truth should no longer be considered a news outlet. Perhaps the network now needs the same “sports entertainment” title that professional wrestling carries, because it is impossible to be completely forthright while protecting the establishment and your own company's long-term viability. Their addition of an ombudsman points to the conflicts of interest that their organization now faces. I do not blame ESPN for the change, they are the industry standard, they have many conflicting interests and do a fair job of balancing them, but it is time to acknowledge that they cannot be the police that the press is relied upon to be.

"From forty years' experience of the wretched guess-work of the newspapers of what is not done in open daylight, and of their falsehood even as to that, I rarely think them worth reading, and almost never worth notice."

That was how Thomas Jefferson described the press in a correspondence with James Monroe. The same press he fought to protect, despite his visceral disdain for them. The irony of his opinion is that today, it represents many in the "mainstream media's" opinion of bloggers and internet writers. The one free voice in this current landscape to write and it is shunned by the very people who are constitutionally protected to be free of censor. Many sports organizations refuse to allow “internet based media” access to press passes or players, instead preferring to only dole them out to their business partners. This is not to suggest that any “Johnny Come Lately” with a blogger or wordpress account should have free reign, but some of the representation should be from dedicated outlets without direct ties to the league being covered. If taxpayers are going to be asked to foot the bill for new arenas, if citizens are being depended upon to support the organizations, if people are being laid off as the leagues sign monstrous television deals, the people also deserve competent, unfiltered coverage. The mainstream media has abandoned that post in pursuit of higher profits and left it to the anti-establishment, living in their mom's basement with the inability to pay their bills, demanding credit for their work crowd or as Thomas Jefferson might call them, The Press.

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Wednesday, January 14

Bob Knight Sees Steph Different Than You

One of the hottest debates (not involving Psycho T) in college basketball this season has been whether or not Stephen Curry will be able to effectively make the transition to the NBA. In case you missed it, here's Bob Knight talking about Steph's passing. "Take a good look at him, because he's as good a passer as has ever played college basketball." When engaging others about this issue, remember to bring up his passing as many people try to lump him in as just a scorer.

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