For me to poop on! Ok that joke is roughly 10+ years old, but Conan's coming back and this a damn entertaining clip from the Northwest Arkansas Naturals adopt-a-pet promotion. Since this is a Royals affiliate, plenty of quality of play to fecal matter no the field analogies will be accepted. When I did an internship in the minors, I remember the bring your dog to the field or "bark in the park" promotion was highly attended. For some reason people like bringing their dogs to games, and I can't say I can fault them. Even though this pup seriously reduced his chances of getting adopted, I doubt this dog's rapscallionanism will change the occasional presence of canines at the ballparks.