Gas Shortage Explained

Some people around the country may not be aware, but there has been a severe gas shortage in the southeast thanks to Hurricane Gustav and Ike. Prices have skyrocketed and lines at the stations that actually have gas resemble people awaiting the release of a new pair of Jordans. Refineries being shutdown have left the southeastern pipeline largely devoid of fuel, but we here at ASD doing our diligence sent special correspondent Extra Medium to investigate. XM was able to snap this photo with his cell phone, and finally we know what exactly has been causing this shortage: greed.