It is a proud day for my alma mater as Playboy announced that the University of Miami is the nation's top party school. The U was ranked number one based on five categories that included campus life, sports, sex, brainpower, and something called "bikini". The bikini rating combined weather, guy-to-girl ratio and cheerleaders. Playboy plans to make this list an annual occurence. I am a little surprised that UM was able to keep the pace with other schools when it came to sports considering the woeful football and basketball seasons it endured this year, but its strong baseball team and other sports such as swimming and diving, tennis, and track and field must have picked up the slack. As for the other categories, the school should speak for itself.
Here is the complete list:
1. University of Miami
2. University of Texas (Austin)
3. San Diego State University
4. University of Florida (Suck it Gators!)
5. University of Arizona
6. University of Wisconsin (Madison)
7. University of Georgia
8. LSU
9. University of Iowa
10. West Virginia University
I hope everyone down in Coral Gables is going to head out to Coconut Grove tonight to celebrate. It just makes me appreciate that degree even more. 
Playboy names Univ. of Miami top U.S. party school [Reuters.com]
Props to my fellow former Cane Jordan for alerting me to the story.
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Do you want to know how I KNOW this list is bullshit? Iowa is in the top ten.
Without a doubt every bar, kegger, mardi gras, frat party, and toga party was better at Ames and Cedar Falls (home of UNI).
If you like douche bags spouting poetry and insip world policy coupled with wannabe jocks chest thumping Iowa U is the place to be.
To be honest, that one is the only school to me that does not seem to fit. Maybe Playboy has a soft spot for chest thumping...
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